Plaid order rock

Product Name: Plaid order rock
The purple plaid rock. The ultimate symbol to the end of all apocalypses ( that might be a double negative ….) …oh wait that's a completely different symbol never mind. This is more like the ultimate symbol of birthday gift wrapping paper . All plaid. All purple . Well except for the parts that are green. Those are not purple . Hand painted and sealed and signed in granite rock about 4”X3”X2” at 1.5 lbs its small order enough to pick up with one hand but large enough to bash in someones…..ummm… Key fob ..